why are stickmen called stick men and not women are the women transexuals or somethink thats just fucked up isnt it transexual stickmen. - Josh

 

why do parents put a filter on the internet? do they think we r going to download porn or something its not like they didnt do it when they were kids. apart from stevan/kerry allens dad and mum they just perfect in every way arnt they the wankers. - Josh

 

wats the first thing that comes in2 your head

when i say PIES????

i think of oly you know the fat one. - Josh

 

why is a window transparent( see through to u dum asses) not the stain glass things but the house ones whats the fucking point what if your watching porn in your front room having a wank then some knob from round the corner looks in and sees whats up with that if your going to do that close the fucking curtains you knob end. - Josh

 

why is tibbit always going on about baby dicks has he learnt that he is a batty boy yet this twat is fucking ubsesed with dicks he going to be a batty when he groes up. - Josh

 

Allright, for crying out loud, if you have ugly feet, put some freakin shoes on. - Ryan

 

Everyday on my echo paper round i read the front page. But today i was pissed off when i read it. No nothing had happened to me or those around me. But i read that they are calling off the BIG project in southampton. This was to build a casino. Where the hell do they expect me to waste my money now, in the penny arcade???!!! - Ryan

 

Right, lets get this sorted. If you have a disabilty get over it. But if you dont have a disabilty go get one!!! - Ryan

 

pizza!! - why is pizza so damn delicous, even the worst ever pizza is freakin damn good! - Ryan

 

If i was 6ft 7inces tall and i couldnt slam dunk a basket ball i would be considered retarded, and i could totally accept that. - Ryan

 

ive seen a few bands live now but would someone hurry up and tell metallica to go on tour - Ryan

 

this ones for the boys reading, dont ya hate it when your at a fancy restraunt with your family and/or someone v.speical and your dressed up smart, then you need the toilet, so you go and then when you think you've finished a lil bit more wee decides to come out. then you have a little wet patch on your trousers, the best way to cover it up is to wash your hands and get water down you and walk out saying "the taps a killer in there" - Ryan

 

dont ya think its about time an inventor guy invented something?? - Ryan

 

i think that its important to have a prime minister here in england to keep us all under control but i also think that they should all be shot. they've wasted there lives on studing law and stuff which to me is pretty boring. ok they have a good job but honestly wouldnt they rather work as a person who tests all the new toys!!! i would - Ryan

 

have you ever wonderd wht it wouldbelike to be a fish. live under the sea and get turned into sushi u silly fukers hahaha.-josh

 

japans version of romeo and juliet to eat sushi or not to eat sushi.-josh

 

didu know that all afaganistans are afgan-josh

 

Dont you hate it when, at school or work, woman can get off easy. They get asked where they was the other day when they were with their mates at the cinema, they reply "Womans problem's" and the conversation stops. If i were the boss of a buisness i wouldnt let them get off so easy. I would ask "what type of problems and do you need me to have a look?" - Ryan

 

Steve Andrews doesnt like metallica. What the fuk. He plays guitar and likes metal but doesnt like metallica. Im starting to think that he has meningitus or something similar because...well..not liking metallica! OH MY GOD!!! - Ryan

 

HEY LOOK HERE IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME SEXY ASS PORNO!!!! now i have your attention FUK OFF!!! - Ryan

 

Isnt it about time kids aged 14 and up were given the rght to vote? i learnt in history today that years ago all the woman went crazy and burnt stuff to get the vote! Anyone wanna do the same so we can get the vote? If you want to sign up to my campaign come to 114 hampton lane, blackfield by the end of the world!! - Ryan

 

If i was rich i would buy a magic gunie lamp!! but hahaha i have seen all the movies and ive worked it out! i will explain fully all my wishes so nothing bad happens such as "I wish that all my wishes come true exactly hopw i want them to" That would kick some effing ass!! - Ryan

 

cant wait till i become the boss of somfink i cant wait to say "YOUR FIRED"  lol tht would be great.-josh

 

if i was a hobo i would live in london work for a drug deeler then when i get money for my booze drugs and hooker i would use it to by a knife and kill the fukin kunt who got me hooked on the drugs int the 1st place-josh

 

if i was 3 foot 2 at the age of 15 can some 1 get me a fishin rod so i can stand in a garden all day ow yeah and a little red hat-josh

 

do u fiink if u actually poke aa fat person wid a nedeel they will pop -josh

 

does any won remember a show called blue peter if you did then your a fukin retard cant beleve you watched that shitty program-josh

 

they say when you jump off a building after 3 floors you have a heart attack, why dont you just jump down of your own house 2 or three times its the same as three floors.-josh

 

what is it wid short fat kids there fukin every where its like were turning into effing america for fuks sake-josh

 

y do people flash off there new stuff even if like 5 people have got it they will still go round sayin it does this and tht, its like i dont fukin care i saw it about 2 fukin years ago-josh

 

has any one ever tried shuving a ruler up there nose tht would heart -josh